Opposers experience mixed feelings as they realize an excuse to kill the man fades away

Let's just say that whole smoke thing isn't looking very good.

A gay judge overrules the infamous Prop 8 in California; massive gay orgy ensues. Watergate and the Wincest investigate.

Typical Christian Republicans go nuts as Muslim mosque is planned to be built near Ground Zero

The old man calls it quits for the thirteenth time. Expected to un-retire next month.

Great news for Wii users as some old glass product finally finds its niche in TV screens

The beloved dinosaur was apparently a figment of our imagination

Extreme sports on a roll as wasted, tattoo-covered twenty-year-olds group in masses