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9:56PM 22 February 2012

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Breaking News

Americans go crazy over primaries, mental hospital admissions through the roof

Google Instant makes search times a thing of the places to see in London

Royal Mail to be sold to an Arab gentleman for magic beans

Mary Juana not likely to be legalized any time soon, returns to sex dungeon downhearted

Blair to give royalties from memoires to the Poverty in Tony Blairs Foundation

Repairman hired to fix it

News is something that we really don't understand

TUC Declares War on the Government

Ryan Mortlock defends the rights of workers since labour is not there for them

Reported by Ryan Mortlock, 8:10PM 14th September 2010

2012 Doom Sayers May Yet Be Right As Palin Hints at Presidential Bid

She may be a nut, but all signs point to a possible takeover attempt as the trippy Governer of Alaska hits the campaign trail.

13 Sep ~ Reggie Wincest

Royal Mail to Sell off the Government

Ryan defends a mental institution.

13 Sep ~ Ryan Mortlock

Redneck Pastor Cuts 'Burn a Koran' Day

Opposers experience mixed feelings as they realize an excuse to kill the man fades away

11 Sep ~ James Watergate

No News is Good News Right?

Study confirms that it isn't.

10 Sep ~ Reggie Wincest

Happiness Improves As A Level Results See Record Oh God I've Failed Everything!!!!

Well, not yet. But its bound to happen.

19 Aug ~ Reggie Wincest

Britain Considers Changing Daylight Shaving Time

Haggard post-inebriatation 5 o clock shadow could swiftly become sexy and cool 6 o clock shade in one confusing miasma of many as the British Government consider tinkering with the wayward clocks.

15 Aug ~ Reggie Wincest

In Pictures

New Glass Product Supposedly 'might Do Something Useful'

Triceratops: Fact or Fiction?

Christmas Comes Early for Formula One Reporters

Tabloid Grout

Tabloid Grout: 12th Sep

Ryan Mortlock meanders through the back pages of the bedsheets, making it blatantly obvious he hasn't read a paper in quite a while. Ryan strolls through the world of policemen's tighty whities, Casino scams, expensive sarnies and dwindling library attendance.

Politics

Family Relieved As Clegg is Found Alive and Well

Obituaries face lengthly backtrack as the Lib Dem leader resurfaces.

Business

G$$gle: Internet to Be Sold in Time-Shares

Google reveals its true colours - no, not the blue, red, yellow and green.