Ryan Mortlock defends the rights of workers since labour is not there for them

Ryan defends a mental institution.

Ryan Mortlock meanders through the back pages of the bedsheets, making it blatantly obvious he hasn't read a paper in quite a while. Ryan strolls through the world of policemen's tighty whities, Casino scams, expensive sarnies and dwindling library attendance.

Google reveals its true colours - no, not the blue, red, yellow and green.

Ryan Mortlock goes green and smokes some while haplessly trying to reclaim his wasted vote.

The world awoke today to discover that the South Koreans are blowing raspberries across the border; Ryan Mortlock pretends he knows what is going on with an excess of dog kebab.

Ryan Mortlock Provides a rubdown of some of the lamer stories of the week, including Obama's birthday and some forgotten tourists. Buckle up for a yawnfest.

With an American Government Takeover Imminent, Ryan Mortlock defends his honour.

Ryan Mortlock reveals his political ineptitude while discussing the confirmation Obama has given on the Iraq exit date

Ryan Mortlock justifies his Schumacher bedspread by providing a run-down of the latest events to scathe the sport