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Politics
Ryan Mortlock defends the rights of workers since labour is not there for them
Reported by Ryan Mortlock, 8:10PM 14th September 2010
She may be a nut, but all signs point to a possible takeover attempt as the trippy Governer of Alaska hits the campaign trail.
Ryan defends a mental institution.
13 Sep ~ Ryan Mortlock
Opposers experience mixed feelings as they realize an excuse to kill the man fades away
Study confirms that it isn't.
Obituaries face lengthly backtrack as the Lib Dem leader resurfaces.
Haggard post-inebriatation 5 o clock shadow could swiftly become sexy and cool 6 o clock shade in one confusing miasma of many as the British Government consider tinkering with the wayward clocks.
Tabloid Grout
Tabloid Grout: 12th Sep
Ryan Mortlock meanders through the back pages of the bedsheets, making it blatantly obvious he hasn't read a paper in quite a while. Ryan strolls through the world of policemen's tighty whities, Casino scams, expensive sarnies and dwindling library attendance.
Business
G$$gle: Internet to Be Sold in Time-Shares
Google reveals its true colours - no, not the blue, red, yellow and green.