<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8'?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/css' href='/rss.css'?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>No-Ammo » James Watergate</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/</link><description>No Ammo Nonsense News Network</description><item><title>Redneck Pastor Cuts 'Burn a Koran' Day </title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/29</link><description>Opposers experience mixed feelings as they realize an excuse to kill the man fades away </description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Moscow Covered by Haze of (Secondary?) Smoke</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/20</link><description>Let's just say that whole smoke thing isn't looking very good. </description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>California Engulfed By Raging Bum Fest</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/16</link><description>A gay judge overrules the infamous Prop 8 in California; massive gay orgy ensues. Watergate and the Wincest investigate.</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Americans Enraged As Muslims Try to Stand Close to WTC Memorial </title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/13</link><description>Typical Christian Republicans go nuts as Muslim mosque is planned to be built near Ground Zero</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Favre to Retire... Again</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/11</link><description>The old man calls it quits for the thirteenth time. Expected to un-retire next month. </description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>New Glass Product Supposedly 'might Do Something Useful'</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/8</link><description>Great news for Wii users as some old glass product finally finds its niche in TV screens </description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Triceratops: Fact or Fiction? </title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/7</link><description>The beloved dinosaur was apparently a figment of our imagination</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>X Games in Full Flow</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/3</link><description>Extreme sports on a roll as wasted, tattoo-covered twenty-year-olds group in masses</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
