<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8'?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/css' href='/rss.css'?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>No-Ammo » Reggie Wincest</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/</link><description>No Ammo Nonsense News Network</description><item><title>2012 Doom Sayers May Yet Be Right As Palin Hints at Presidential Bid</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/32</link><description>She may be a nut, but all signs point to a possible takeover attempt as the trippy Governer of Alaska hits the campaign trail.</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>No News is Good News Right?</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/5</link><description>Study confirms that it isn't.</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Happiness Improves As A Level Results See Record Oh God I've Failed Everything!!!!</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/27</link><description>Well, not yet. But its bound to happen.</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Family Relieved As Clegg is Found Alive and Well</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/24</link><description>Obituaries face lengthly backtrack as the Lib Dem leader resurfaces.</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Britain Considers Changing Daylight Shaving Time</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/22</link><description>Haggard post-inebriatation 5 o clock shadow could swiftly become sexy and cool 6 o clock shade in one confusing miasma of many as the British Government consider tinkering with the wayward clocks.</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Denies Claims of an Assassination Attempt</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/15</link><description>"It was only a couple of bullets"</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Frustrated Bulls Furious at Cow Cloning</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/12</link><description>International cow cloning ring cracked as whistle blower blows whistle</description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Thousands Murdered at the Hand of Wikileaks, but  Its Too Hot to Care and People are Away on Holiday</title><link>http://no-ammo.com/view/2</link><description>Reggie Wincest publicises Wikileaks' names in a not so factual debacle </description><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
