http://no-ammo.com/No Ammo Nonsense News Networkhttp://no-ammo.com/view/33Ryan Mortlock defends the rights of workers since labour is not there for themWed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/30Ryan defends a mental institution.Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/28Ryan Mortlock meanders through the back pages of the bedsheets, making it blatantly obvious he hasn't read a paper in quite a while. Ryan strolls through the world of policemen's tighty whities, Casino scams, expensive sarnies and dwindling library attendance.Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/23Google reveals its true colours - no, not the blue, red, yellow and green.Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/21Ryan Mortlock goes green and smokes some while haplessly trying to reclaim his wasted vote.Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/18The world awoke today to discover that the South Koreans are blowing raspberries across the border; Ryan Mortlock pretends he knows what is going on with an excess of dog kebab.Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/17Ryan Mortlock Provides a rubdown of some of the lamer stories of the week, including Obama's birthday and some forgotten tourists. Buckle up for a yawnfest.Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/9With an American Government Takeover Imminent, Ryan Mortlock defends his honour.Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/6Ryan Mortlock reveals his political ineptitude while discussing the confirmation Obama has given on the Iraq exit dateWed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMThttp://no-ammo.com/view/4Ryan Mortlock justifies his Schumacher bedspread by providing a run-down of the latest events to scathe the sportWed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 GMT