The South Korean army was brushing up on it's DIY Skills. 4500 personnel took part in the military equivalent of a mid life crisis today. In a move that has shocked many, South Korea partook in routine drills in the gulf sea, just of the long disputed Yellow Sea border with North Korea.

Promotional Photo of Kim for his stunning performance in the hit musical, Grease

North Korea has yet to take action, however analysts believe that a nuclear strike is Kim Jong Il's only option. Sadly, reality isn't far from that.

The country has every right to do so, after their finger slipped on the fire button four months ago, North Korea claimed it didn't start the fire. Korea has made a complete dog's dinner of tense the situation. North Korea would be completely justified in utilising nuclear weapons in this situation to deter the South Koreans from training near the border.

The North Korean media is a flurry with the story stating:

"direct military invasion aimed at infringing upon the DPRK's [North Korea's] right to self" - defence.

the military has "made a decisive resolution to counter the reckless naval firing projected by the group of traitors with strong physical retaliation".

I wish I were making that up, North Korea write the jokes for me. As far as the citizens know, North Korea have gone to the moon and cleaned up in the Football World Cup, Kim himself scored two hat-tricks.

This isn't the first time North Korea has threatened to go nuclear with it's own brand of nitroglycerine. Just last month while the US and South Korea performed Naval Exercises, North Korea rattled a blunt sabre at the US aggression. I didn't know North Korea contains oil, but it's a dog eat dog world, and nobody eats dog like Korea.

All in all, I expect that part of the world to look like the surface of the moon soon.